to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510 omfg
JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT
MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES
NEVER NOT REBLOG
I CANT EVEN PLAY IT RIGHT SIDE UP
BEST RAGE QUIT I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…
Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.
It’s just a regular Tuesday morning for Derek. He posts some letters, picks up a bolt for the bathroom door, and pops into the bank. He’s busy planning dinner in his head when there’s a loud pop, followed by several more, and three men in ski masks jump up onto the tables between the queue Derek’s in.
"Good morning everybody, this is a robbery! Now if nobody loses their head, nobody will lose their head. Simon says everybody lay down on the floor, right away, right away.”
Derek feels his mouth fall open in shock. People are shouting and starting to cry as they fall to their knees. A woman in front of him begins screaming, and the man in the mask that had been talking jogs over, “No, no, ma’am, try to stay calm, you’ll have a story to tell your friends at the end of this. People’ll invite you to dinner for weeks to hear about it.”
"Just get down on the floor, ma’am, there’s nothing to be afraid of."
Despite the mild panic creeping up his spine, Derek snorts, and the guy hears it.
Oh, fuck, he shouldn’t have done that.
"Sir!" He moves to stand in front of Derek, claps a hand on his shoulder and Derek flinches. "Hey, number two, we got ourselves a standing volunteer!" Another man with a mask comes bounding, bounding, over, and half waves his machine gun in the first guy’s face.
"Uh huh, he’s not impressed with our behaviour at all.”
Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars
THE FUCKING FEELS
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing.
The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.
Everybody has a secret
THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING
This gives me life
How music changed from 2000-2013.
okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME"
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.