Give me a minute and let me slip into something special, okay?
If it’s something special I got you for Valentine’s day, I approve.
It’s even better… It’s invisible.
Abe: Oh, please tell me you weren’t slaving away in that dungeon of yours. Come on, it’s the weekend.
Henry: I was in my laboratory, studying!
— Forever 1.03
today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen he wasted
Nothing suits Iron Man like a suit!
As a fan of HIMYM and Marvel this is just too perfect.
I’m crying this is great
THE UTTER PERFECTION!
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
do a movie
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Favorite Movies: Mamma Mia! (2008)
“Typical, isn’t it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.”
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
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